Bennington Biggsby

He is the Hill Wellington Wimpy
It's funny how life can be stingy
I'd love to see him eat a lot of patties,
buns and a blueberry cake
To see how long he would take
He walks by with his left foot pointing to the west and his right to the east
He's not that tall,
Taller than the sailorman' best friend
Just a bit round to say the least
He doesn't say hello much
But when he does
He wants to know if I'm tired
I always wonder if he's an accountant
Or some sort of priest