Johnny The Rat

Here's a story with a funny side
It's about Johnny the Rat and
his premature demise
One day he came visiting me in the morning at around nine or ten
With the fake news he helped spread
from the computer in his den
Like everyone else he gets them
from a very unlikely source
Believing in gremlins and the dark side
of the force
He always says intelligence is scarce
No one understands what it is true
And what is just another big farce
I couldn't agree more
That's why he didn't know
what I had in store
I looked him straight in the eyes
Smallish like the ones of
filthy insects and furtive mice
I sprayed him with some mace
Quickly striking him in the gut
and then repeatedly in his face
Johnny, gasping for some air
With his eyes burning like
he was fighting a wild fire,
Fell to his knees thinking
He was still in Alaska getting
attacked by a giant grizzly bear
I took my bat out of my truck
Breaking both his knee caps
Reminding him that, it's not nice
To push your old mother
down the stairs with her wheelchair
To just shut her up and get her out
of your hair