Me and Mister D
When Mister D came to visit today
He just stared at me and said
Friend, I have a world for you
You can have it your own way
It is not the first time he came
With such bold promises,
And without any shame
Mister D is always charming
With his manners and ways
This visit was not his first
and won't be his last he says
Like a gentleman from the past
He does not wear a monocle
A black mantle or a top hat
He doesn't have wings like a bat
But when he kisses you, be aware
His tongue is as long as his tail
A sure bet that he will make you
Forever scream and wail