Reverse Cowgirl Feelings
There's a rumor going around from Wyoming to Virginia
But like all rumors and lies
It ain't true what they say
It can't be about me
I'm not the Devil you see
I'm not a hick, I'm just a chick
from a city with a polluted sky
and tons of lights
With too many gangsters and thugs pretending and wanting to be
No, I've never been in a rodeo in Nashville, Forth Worth, or Peddleton
but I have certainly ridden plenty of outlaws and lawmen
to know how to turn it on
If I were in Tennessee, Texas, or Oregon
I don't worry about a rattlesnake bite
and bloodsucking ticks
just rats feeding on human bodies
Using their bones as toothpicks
I'm loveless and sleepless
People here say I'm wicked
and ruthless
I have a gun on my side
And boots on my feet
Always ready for a draw on the Hill
Get a clue. We are all just a number
on the back of a worn dollar bill
It's true what the elders say
Here it's a free for all
Me or them like at the OK Corral
I don't care who is going to win
Who's the quickest draw
All I know is that this gal gives it all
With passion while waiting
To find her true love
I don't know what will be
Etched on my tombstone
Maybe that I walked alone
Maybe that I was not from a flooded
Desert plain
Where all dreams are washed
and taken away by sudden heavy rain
I'm pretty sure, though
what the grave digger will tell
When opening up my wooden crate
He will find a dress fit for a dame
A bottle of whiskey, a 45
and a necklace with a heart and
my children's name