The Minivan Blues
Here comes mom
With her three little sons
Flip flops and pajama
With a chopstick
in her bun
All aboard the minivan
She does all she can
All buckled up
No time, no make up
What a darling
She is all packed up
Ready to go
With the fruit punch
And ham and cheese
For lunch
It's the minivan blues
But it ain't good
If she can't get them
Back to school
What a darling
Even her dogs are barking
That's a lot of work
But she still trying
Stop and go, keep on
keep on going on
She's giving the devil his dues
'Cause It's the minivan blues
Oh what a darling
Even her dogs are barking
With her little dudes
It's the minivan blues
But it ain't good
If she can't get them
Back to school