The Real Vampire

It begins from within
Subtly, like lamian to ramen
The fall of the Western civilization
Is happening before our eyes
While we worry about
if we piss sitting down like women
or standing up like men
Worrying about what's more righteous
Carrying a 30 rounder, a 10 or a 1
If we should eat more pizza or naan
We are divided and no longer as one
We are witnessing the fall of the
21th century empire
It's not a horror movie,
history repeating itself,
Is the real vampire