The Sheriff of Tariffsville

There's a sign a few miles
Down the old road to nowhere 
with rusted bullet holes
And words painted in
50% yellow and 50% magenta:
"You have elected a man 
with a 100% real evil agenda"
Despised and loathed by few
wanted and voted by most
None knowing at what cost
Here is now the new Sheriff
with his tyrannical force
Donnie is a modern day Clyde
With a plastic Bonnie as his bride
Swift and shrewd, with a short fuse
He was born to confuse
Surprise, surprise, shock and awe
A child grown up with lots of wealth 
No empathy and not much love
The new Sheriff is ready for you all
with a brand new tariff
A bully with a plan, he is now the man
A convicted felon controlling the media
With his technocratic buddies Friar Zuck 
and Teflon Elon
With J.D. as his second, get a glimpse
At the real horseless foursome
of the apocalypse 
Promoting chaos and fear
For the next four years
An embarrassment to society
With laws against humanity
What a shame they have the world 
curse and blame people like me
Part of a minority of no consequence
With his brutal authority
Wants to erase our bothersome existence 
He fuels hatred among us all
Petending to be a Christian
Giving control of women's bodies
And their future to the government 
He's establishing a New World Order
With his military troops at the border
He's a psychopath with a pouting face
Proclaiming the New Golden age
Showing no emotions, just privileged rage
Glamorizes his resolve firing and deporting
people working three jobs, 7 days a week
For a minimum wage
I wonder what went on when they voted him in, if they saw him as the Second Coming? All I know is
Other Dictators, Warlords and Khalifs 
Have not seen anything like
Tariffsville new Sheriff