To the Apothecary
I've been in a place
Down the alley
Between Fool
And hardy
Where drunks
and junkies
Get rawdy,
stoned, horny
and fiery
It's so unsanitary
You'll sure need
a short trip
To the infirmary
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
you know damn well
It's fucking scary
The doc looks you
Up and down
Gives the shot
Like a hail Mary
You just think
How to write
Your own obituary
Soon after that
You wish you
Were dead
So now you betta
Hurry the fuck up
You betta wise up
And take a trip to
the apothecary
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
You know damn well
I's fucking scary